i'm Allan, from brazil. been on tumblr for over 4 years and still haven't watched supernatural.
i post a lot of television shows and photography stuff. though sometimes i reblog naked men, sorry but it's stronger than me: i love the d.
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Jamie Dornan died in a fairytale and woke up in a porn movie
"Every great magic trick consists of three parts, or acts. The first part is called the Pledge; the magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird, a man. He shows you this object, perhaps asks you to inspect it, to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. But of course, it probably isn’t.
The second act is called the Turn; the magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary. Now, you’re looking for the secret. But you won’t find it, because of course, you’re not really looking. You don’t really want to know. You want to be fooled… But you wouldn’t clap yet. Because making something disappear isn’t enough: you have to bring it back.
That’s why every magic trick has a third act; the hardest part. The part we call the Prestige.”
I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
tbh if you want free weed just tell a group of stoners you’ve never smoked before and then boom free weed
Robert and Rufus
The Composer and the Physicist
Poppies for death, violets for loyalty
if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next